Halloween

LOL I was gonna start off this blog with an intoductory to halloween...like a brief summary of its history...but the more I researched...the less I knew! So SCREW IT! It's not important =P


What's really important is that HALLOWEEN is in like 2 dayz!!! I've missed out on halloween for the past 3 years! =[ Cuz this stupid country doesnt celebrate it! I luved halloween...we would go out from like 7pm-12am going door to door sayin "trick or treat" and get HUGE amounts of CANDY! Which would last almost the whole year! Best Holiday EVER! I luve the whole decoration thing...with the Jack O'Lantern with the cool carvings and candle in them... And like there's always that house that's WAY over decorated lol...sometimes its actually rally scary...I remember once there was this coffin...and when you walked by it, a skeleton would pop out! soooo freaky...I was like 8 by the way so shut up lol :P

I was always like a zombie...or vampire! I luv vampires...so kewl...but not with the whole weird accent...thats just gay! LOL...

I actualy looked around the net to see if there were any parties or whatever for halloween...and well I did...its on tuesday (halloween) and it starts at 10pm...on a skewl night :Sbut the biggest prob is that its really far...in jumeirah...how the hell am i supposed to get there?!? lol...so I'm pretty sure i aint goin...and I dont even have any money right now =P spent it all on the day I went paintballin lol...gotta wait for my allowence!

THIS HALLOWEEN BETTER NOT SLIP BY ME FOR THE 4TH TIME IN A ROW!

Best Eid EVA!

Can it have been anymore perfect?!?! This eid just got betta and betta! Yesterday me and my family went out for lunch in Dubai, which was not that bad. We later went to a family friend's place where we just hung for a bit...sharky called and asked if I can meet him at the mall... well huge coincidence cuz as soon as we left the people's house, my family was like which mall should we go to? I was like oh oh city centre dubai!! and so we went :P but since my dad doesnt like malls, we couldnt stay to long, so I met up with sharky and we hung out fot a while... he wanted to watch a movie but i really didnt have enough time. Neno said she'd be there, but she had stuff unexpectedly come up...so she was pretty late, She called me and told me she was commin as soon as i was leavin lol...so I didnt see her...BLAH!

Today was even better! Khaled and Ahmad came ova to my house and we hung for around an hour until we went PAINTBALLING! ya u heard me! PAINTBALL!!! It was the coooooolest time EVER! Me, my 2 bros, and 2 friends went and met up with some french adults...so we were all 12 people...6 against 6! Me, khaled and 4 frenchies (the badge)...against my 2 bros, Ahmad and 3 frenchies (the greenz). Paintball was divided into 5 different games:

• Elimination(2x): Where whoever gets hit has to leave the game...last one there wins! Of course my team won :P
  
• Jail Break: Where one team has to reach the other's team base without getting hit
  
• Central Flag: Get the flag in the middle of the field...then reach the other team's base without getting hit
  
• Rambo: KILL KILL KILL! No end to this game lol...just waist your extra paintballs hitting the otha team! No winners, No losers ;)

Lol During Jail break...we were playing safe, like hiding behind an obstacle and like shootin at the otha team, but during the last few minutes of the game, khaled ran out of ammo, so he gets up and like RUNS HIS ASS OFF to the other team's base! Like 3 people from the green team start chasing him and shooting like like crazy! He finally gets to the base with like 5 hits on him! MAJOR SUICIDE!

The overall game was gr8! I didnt really get to play in Central Flag, cuz I got shot at the beginning cuz I ran Straight for the flag lol...bitch hurt my leg sooo bad! LOL but it was worth it!

Rambo was AWSUM! I got shot in the ass like 3 times! OMG IT KILLED!!! Then when i ran away cuz people shot my ass...they shot my back and elbow! My elbow got all swollen lol. GR8 TIMES!

In the end we all got out with bruises everywhere, lol everyone was showin off their bruises!

We later went to Sahara Centre...hung out and shit...But like around 10:30pm stupid khaled had to go home! So i called up a friend and he was at sahara...he calls himself smooky lol....so we hung for the rest of the night! REALLY cool guy! Hez quadrilingual! Ya thats 4 languages bitches!

Well people....BE JEALOUS! ;)

Annoying Stewie

THNX ALI!

People I just wanted to publically thank ali, khaled's bro, for helpin me out with the youtube videos since I use blogger beta now! Seriously thnx sooooooooo much man! I really really apreciate it! =D Hez a computer WHIZ! G'luck with ur graphic design course! Wishin you the best!

Salad Fingers Episode 1 By David Firth

Salad Fingers

Hey low lifes! My sis showed me this episode of salad fingers which got me addicted! It's soooo freaky and like queer! I LUV IT! it's a whole series..Made by David Firth. I've seen 7 so far... I tried adding the youtube video to my blog, but it wasn't workin..I was like this is odd, cuz its like REALLY simeple, and it uploads in a matter of minutes! So here's the LINK to the video since I cant put it on my site for now. http://youtube.com/watch?v=RnMF6kQ6mCU

The Reason I cant upload youtube videos up on here anymore is cuz STUPID me updated to blogger beta...which SHOULD be better than the old blogger, but instead its A LOT gayer! Like I cant add videos from a bunch of sites, and a bunch of tools dont work...blogger did warn me that if I switched I wouldnt be able to go back, and they also said "third-party" sites wouldnt work properly until they update or whatever...but I never considered youtube...

When I signed up for the blogger beta they said that I needed a google account. I didnt have to sign up for like blah@gmail.com but I just had to enter my hotmail account...SO no change really, I still sign in the same and whatever...and so I thought, since this is a google associated blogger, maybe I can add google videos to the site, and so I TRIED...I copied the HTML code and did it, but the video box is there, but it doesnt play :S I also tried to add my blog to the google videos list thing, but when I entered my useername and password, it was like "incoorect ID" or whatever! I'm sooo pissed! this is the worst shit ever.... They betta fix it soon! :@

You can check out more of the episodes on youtube. But for those of you that DONT live in uae...you can go to www.newgrounds.com since its not blocked outside uae...

STUPID MESSED UP COUNTRY BLOCKES ALL THE GOOD SITES! :@

Skewl's Out!

FINALLY! School's Out for 9 full days! ALL CUZ OF EID! =D I dont have any major plans yet, but I think I might be doin a few stuff....but I aint gonna tell you people shit right now! muhahahaha

HAPPY EID EVERYONE! (A couple of days early, i know) =P

So wuts everyone doin for eid? Any plans? Anyone Traveling? Comment and tell us bout ur plans for eid!

Review: John Tucker Must Die

Hey people, just got home...details dont need to be said lol...anyways this blog is just a little review about a movie I just saw. It's called "John Tucker Must Die" its a comedy about 3 girls who find out that they're datin the same guy...meaning hez cheatin on all of em... lol its kinda a chick-flick, but really funny at times. The story itself isn't actually that bad, I actually like the movie, but the person I was with didnt lol.

The moral of the story is like "be yourself" or somethin like that lol...tell the truth and shit. I dont wanna ruin the movie for anyone who wants to watch it... so I'm not gonna write the whole story =P and anyways its 2am...i've been up for like 20 hours....me so tired!

From a score of 1-10...1 being really bad and 10 being the awsumest movie EVER! I would chose like a 6ish lol... So dont go rushin into the cinema to go watch this movie...but like if nothin else is on (like it was today) watch this movie =P

Home From Skewl At 10am!

SO its 10am...and I just got home from skewl...

Today my mom woke us up and was like "your dad's sick, so take a cab to school." So me and my bros get ready and everythin, and then go to the street and wait for a cab to drive by. There aren't a lot of cabs on the street that I live on...so we ended up waiting for like 45min in the sun...it was a bitch.

We finally get to skewl and we had to walk through the administration's office since the other doors to the school were closed by now. We walk in and they stop us, asking us why we're late and all that shit. After that's all done, they tell us to have a seat.... I told them that we all had exams 1st period...which we did, and they're like ya ok just wait. So we waited for like 10min and I get up and walk into the vice principle's office...tellin him the story, and sayin I really need to do my math exam. He was like ok, just sit down and I'll talk to you in a min. 15min later he comes out in a bad mood saying your going home, and I;m like I came by cab I cant go home, hez like we'll get you a bus, and there's no way you can go to school. The rules are that if you dont on time you dont come at all...I was like o..m...g....How about my math exam? Hez like I'll consider it.... WTF does that mean?!?! I'll consider it??? stupid bitch! i hope he diez!!!

Like 30min later he gets us a school bus and they send us home...then i came home, andI opened the computer and then I opened my blog site and I started writing about my crap ass day. and then....and then....I posted my blog! muhahahaahahaha

Sharky, Khaled & Moi?

Yo MAMA! ohhh dissssss!

Just got back home! I was out with sharky (Fareed)...first time I've actually gone out with him...was kinda ....odd...since we had NOTHING to talk about, we mostly ended up just walkin around the mall doin nothin lol...We met before fatour, so we had burger king lol... we we're thinkin bout watchin a movie, but like he knew he couldnt stay to long, so instead we decided to play some pool!

He said he was an OK player, so I wasnt to threatened =P LOL....halfway through the first game, I knew I didnt need to be =D lol...I WAS KICKIN HIS ARSE! muhahahaha I actually won the first game, but he won the 2nd....so we called it a even!

Well like an hour after fatour, around 7ish...Neno called (some chick) lol....she was supposed to come and hang with us, but like she didnt *glare* She sent a msg saying "I cant make it. Cherry (her sis) went out and shewas the only way 4 me 2 go. if any change of plans, i'll call u. I'm soo sry wala." ya...well my reply msg was "awww u loser, I'm soooo gonna hurt you the next time I do you!" lol....no reply for that is there biach?! =P

So around that time, Khaled finally got there...and like 15min later, sharky leaves lol....I'm pretty sure he was pissed since neno didnt come, I think thats like the only reason he came lol. So after sharky left, me and khaled decided to have some fun! yay lol... So we went a little queer and took some pics doin queer stuff! lol...dumbass people actually stopped and watched us take pics...LOSERS!



The First game we played was arm restling with the machine! The first time i tried it, last week, I got a score of like 400ish I think, this week I got 602! lol. Stupid khaled got 942!! ASSHOLE!

We then played air hockey, our fav game! and that bitch beat me lol, I accidently scored on myself twice! so blah! We then played pinball, which was gay lol, played a bit of basketball shooting thing...gay too =P But after the game was over, we got one little ticket thing!

The coolest game was this thing where you wear a boxing glove and like you punch this punching bag as hard as you can, then it measures your strength! Sooooo kewl! We were watchin a bunch of guys play, most of them were getting between 400-470 points, so then it was our turn, I punched as hard as I could and got 450! I was like wow! and then khaled comes and gets around like 500! one of the highest there...that bitch! lol

We played that game a couple of times, and we got some tickets since we got high scores, and some people left their tickets behind so we stole them lol! we ended up with like 60 tickets! So we went to the place where we get to chose the toys or whatever, and my breath was taken away when I saw the exact thing that would complete my life! The most wonderful, magnificant item in the world! BOB!!!! I found bob!!! SO me and khaled both got one bob each, and 2 little bobs!



So we later went to khaled's place to hang for a lil bit until my dad came and picked me up, we took soo many pics of my bob and his dod...lol I'm calling his Dod...he doesnt know yet =P

LOL today was an awsum day! It really was! =D

P.S: I've got mayjor plans for Bob and Dod....its a secret right now, but you'll know soone or later ;)

Smile!

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Banana Phone

Me So Bored!

So I havent added a real blog lately...it's mostly been pics or videos...I'm planning on adding my videos of me lip syncing to a song called "banan phone" to youtube, then uploading it here! lol as you know I used to make videos as blogs, but not anymore, but I still have all the old videos, and I had lots of fun making that banana phone one, so you'll see it soon. =P

Well at my skewl we have these stupid exams, twice a week...anyways I got a few exam marks back, really happy bout them! =D On my english grammar exam I got 73/80 which is the highest in my class! and on my english literature exam I got 70/80....the last exam I got so far was chemistry, which is 60/60!! I ROCK MY SOCKS!

Well ya...I really had nothin to say, just wanted to brag about my marks lol...so cya soon bitches!

P.S. I added a few stuff to the sidebar as you can see...little comment shit, a sitecounter, and this little thing where you can add audio comments! So if anyone's interested, dont be shy =P I tried looking for a countdown thing for my b-day but like i found one, but it didnt work...I've been looking around so much, so I quit lol...I'm also planning on adding a little thing that playes some music to add a little somethin' somethin' to this site ;)

SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song

I FRIGGEN LUV THIS SHOW!!!

Hellz Gates!

I AM THE WAY INTO THE CITY OF WOE.

I AM THE WAY TO A FORSAKEN PEOPLE.

I AM THE WAY INTO ETERNAL SORROW.

SACRED JUSTICE MOVED MY ARCHITECT.

I WAS RAISED HERE BY DEVINE OMNIPOTENCE.

PRIMORDIAL LOVE AND ULTIMATE INTELLECT.

ONLY THOSE ELEMENTS TIME CANNOT WEAR

WERE MADE BEFORE ME, AND BEYOND TIME I STAND.

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE.

B0B!

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So0o0o0o Sick =[

*Cough* It hurts all over! I'm soo sick! I started feeling it yesterday at skewl, butit was ok, but later that day my nose was running like a friggen water fall! and today when i woke up I had the biggest headache and felt soo bad, so I stayed home today. It's really bittersweet...I miss my arabic class which is good cuz I had so much homework..which I did, but I also had to memorize a whole bunch of crap, which I didnt....Thats the sweet part....but the bitter is that I dont get to see my friends...and well I miss biology...lol yes I like biology =P but it just pisses me off cuz the teacher goes through a chapter so fast, and by missing just one class I fall behind, thats why I'm so glad I dont have physics today!

I hope I get better soon...I would take medicine...but lik I'm fasting, and if i break my fast now, I'll have to fast later this year, so I aint doin that =P

Cell at Skewl

Blah! I took my cell to skewl yesterday...and was really bored, so I took some pics while the teacher was teaching.....me so evil! ....lol....ya so I had to raise my textbook over the cell so the teacher couldnt see it...and I would take pics of my friends who sat beside me and behind me....here are a some of em! Blah!

~DaY OuT~

Hey losers who actually read this...I havent had my computer for like 4 days now, and quite a bit has happened...So instead of making one huge blog, I'm gonna cut it down into 2 or 3.

Well last Friday me and Khaled went out to go have fatour (when you break your fast at sunset) then go hang out. My family told me bout this cool place which has an all you can eat buffet for 30dhs ($10). So we decided to go. We got there like an hour early, cuz we heard it might be a bit crowded. Before we entered the resturant, there was some lady askin if we had reservations....and I'm like no...and she's like, sorry but we're full right now, please come later and there might be a few tables empty. i was like uh huh....so we just hung around the place for like half an hour, came back and asked if there were any tables yet, there werent.....So we were like screw it! Lets just go to burger King :P LOL It was actually goooood.

After fatour we went to Sahara Centre to hang...We were passing by the store that makes those custom made t-shirts that I otld ya about in an earlier blog....and I asked him if he wanted to the pic a cd or paper....he said a floppy would be ok....Then I found out that we couldnt machine wash the t-shirts cuz the pics would like get ruined....hand wash only.....which really sucks...so now I dunno if I really want to buy the t-shirt...

We both had some extra cash so we decided to play some air hockey!!! LOL I luv that game! In the first game I beat Khaled 7-6 I think....but like when i scored a goal it would show up on the score board...but when khalled scored...it would just say ZERO...so after we were finished...some guy who worked there was checkin on the games, and I told him that the score board wasn't workin properly, and he asked me if I had already played...I was like yeah...and he's like follow me...and so he takes me and khaled to another air hockey table and turns it on for us for free! I was like yay! LOL....And so we played! 7-7 it was a tie....but it was obviouse I was wayy betta than him :p

So since air hockey was gettin a bit boring we decided to go play some pool! I beat him during the first game...which was really a shock to me cuz I SUCK at pool =P But he won the 2nd game. In the beginning of the 3rd game, I was tryin to hit the ball...but I didnt notice that Khaled's pool stick was on the table, so I shot and my finger hit his stick REALLY HARD! It hurt sooooo much lol. Wut a bith eh?!?! =P So like 2 minuted into that game...our 30min was over....

Oh Oh I forgot to tewll ya! When we were walkin to the pool hall, these to girls were like "ooooooooo" as we were passing by...and i was like "Ya, we know we're hott" and we just kept walkin, it was pretty funny :P....but like halfway to the pool hall, I was like lets go invite then to play some pool with us...so we went back, which wasn't far...and I asked em....they were being the BIGGEST BITCHES EVER! When I said something, they would mock me, in like a baby voice, i was like whoa....so that didnt go to well lol....

Well by now it was around 10ish pm...and Khaled's family were near the mall....so they picked us up and we went to Khaled's place to chill for an hour or 2...I showed him my fav video on youtube and he LUVED it! http://youtube.com/watch?v=4MsZslZt2Kw Check on it tonight!

Later, we went downstairs and took some pics with my new cell lol....he's a few of em. =]