Fahs Is Anorexic!

Ahhh shame shame on you!

Fahs is ANOREXIC!!

Maybe its cuz i ALWAYS call him fat!

But hez not fat! hez really skinny!

And he never eats now!

CUZ HEZ ANOREXIC!

quick someone shove food down his mouth!!!

YOU FAT FAT BOY! EAT DAMMIT EAT!!!

Lets Get Wet!

ME and my friends are so0o0o retarded!!!! lmao Yesterday me, mena, heba, angie, hadiel, sharky and zak all went to dubai city center.
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First it was only me, sharky, zak, hadiel and angie... mena and heba were late cuz they got into a car crash... it was pretty boring until they came :P
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As soon as they got there everyone picked up a little piece of their retardedness and went all psyco! lol We all chilled at a place we call "chillout" its behind the cinema, has a few arcade games, and lots of room to be RETARDED! cuz thats what we do best ;) LOL its right behind the counters where people buy the food for the cinema, so the people that worked there were gettin sick of us.. they asked us to leave like 5 times, but they'd be stupid to actually think we would! :D
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After we got a bit bored we got up and walked around the mall, but being us.. we cant walk around like normal people, so we all linked arms which made like a 7 person wall lol, everyone had to walk around us, and we were all walkin as if we were drunk lmao!! And somehow heba turned out to be our pimp and we were all her bitches! WOOT!

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Sharky had to leave to a wedding around 9pm... but right before the real fun really started!!! We were running around the mall as usual lol until we found ourselves outside beside a huge water fountain!!!! heba and hadiel couldnt resist so they pulled up their jeans and went into the water with their shoes on!! lol so we all started splashing eachother for so long, that by the time the gaurd came to kick us out, we were ALL soaking wet from head to toe! lmao!!!! So we ran away from the gaurd, and mena is like "everyone hide your face!!!!" lmao, so we all just ran away, and saw a small mall beside the one we were in! So we decided to go in there to get kicked out =D smart eh?

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So we all walk into the mall talking REALLY loud! Heba and angie decided they would trip and fall, and so they did, and zak started dragging heba around the mall!! lol we were all like screaming and shit, so the gaurd comes to us and is like "leave or I will call the police right now!" and we're like "wooo mission accomplished!!" lol so we went back to city center!

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But we didnt go directly into the mall, we like found this ladder that we weren't supposed to take and went up it, which took us to like the "semi-roof" and heba started talkin like "fake" chinese lol to the people that worked there, one guy is like "your kids shouldn't be here" and heba is like "chaannn kaa chooo cheee khaa???" and he just looks at her lol, so we all start yelling at her in the same language "chooo kuuuu yeaaaa gsdgsdhd" lol and we just pull her away :P and we ran back inside the mall!

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Mishko was on his way to the mall at around 10:30 but by 11 he wasnt there yet, and a bit later the girls had to go home since their ride was here... so mishko just ended up not commin at all!

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Oh and we went back to "chillout" and hadiel recorded us doing the can dance!! =D It was soO0 much fun!!! Oh and guess what?!?! Angie is now my new sister! =D BE JEALOUS!

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Damn, and after everyone left, me and zak were about to leave the mall when this 16 year old guy comes up to zak and is all in his face saying "why did you look at me" in a tone that he wanted to fight... I was like whoa! =/ wtf... zak was like "I didnt..." so when the guy leaves I took a quick glance and he says "why r u looking at me?!" I just turned around and walked away, then zak said that he was drunk, cuz he smelt his breath! stupid kid! (the drunk guy not zak lol)

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Yesterday was so0o0o awsum!!!! cant wait to do it all again =D

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Oh BTW, mena also blogs now! here's her site www.sumena41.blogspot.com check her out =D

Yahooshua!

I was bored the other day, so I decided to check out other people's blog sites by clicking the "Next Blog" button on the top of this page! As I was lookin through a few I notcied that a lot of them had like a side bar that was FILLED with weird icons and all that shit.. kinda distracting! So after a few blogs I saw one called "Yahooshua" and the reason it attracted me was cuz it had this litttle chat widget where I can actually IM the blogger guy lol, and so we ended up talkin for like 30min, his name's joshua, 21, from california! Then I told heba to join the convo, but it was only a 2 weay conversation, we couldnt all talk together. So this lucky ass gets to end up talkin to heba's mom! lol, really kewl woman!

After he went offline, I read some of his work, and it's actually really good! he doesnt write about meaningless shit like i do lol, he actually talkes bout real stuff and hez done his reaserch! So everyone check on him!

Dedication To Heba!

Hey people, I just wanted to dedicate this song to the most awsumest girl in the whole wide world! =D

The Day After Valentines

Happy Late Valentines Everyone, I hope yours was just as fun as mine was! I went Ice Skating at hayat al jinsy with mena, hadiel, angie, sharky, zak and heba (my valentine) lol i got her a cheesy card and a rose but like its not like we're goin out so blah :P

I havent been skating in like 5 years!!! So I was amazed by how NOT BAD I was. OK, well I wasnt a pro or anythin, but I was able to stay on my feet... most of the time :P I only fell like 3times lol, zak fell like a billion times cuz he kept jumpin around and shit lol, sharky fell once but hez like pro at skatin, he skates backwards and shit, pretty kewl. I can skate but the only problem is is that I cant stop lol, so i'm always running into people and holding them to stop or like running into a wall really hard :P LOl none of the girls wanted to stand next to me cuz I would just lose control and grab the closest person next to me lol

So heba out streched her arms to give me a hug on the ice, and since she was like the hottest shit around i HAD to give her a hug, but since my skatin is really bad, i kinda slipped and like squeezed her lol, and everyone wass like =/ like they all had a weird expression on their faces, as if i took advantage of that hug lol, so for the rest of the day they all called me a perv and shit! LOL

LOL we were like the loudest people there, everyone ENVIED us! :P Sharky and Zak jumped me on the ice and like picked me up off the ice! BITCHES!! lol, hadiel took a pic but it's in her cell and i dont have it yet, so i'll put it here when I get it. After like 2 hours of skating, the rink was gonna close in like 30mins, so we all went retarded and started pickin up ice chips and throwin em at eachother, stupid zak shoved them down both mine and angie's backs, so i got a HUGE handfull and shoved it down zak's back lol, we got him back good! Then everone just started throwing ice everywhere lol, hadiel put ice down my back and like ran out of the rink, so i got a handfull and threw it at her chest (which was exposed) lol and it went down her shirt! She was like ahh!!!!! funny!

Heba made me sing the "Bring It On" song and zak recorded it! lmao it goes like this:

I'm sexy, I'm cute, i'm popular to boot,
i'm bitchin, gr8 hair, the boys all love to
stare,
i'm wanted, i'm hot, i'm everythin ur not,
i'm pretty, i'm cool, I dominate this
school
who am i? just guess, guys wanna touch my
chest,
i'm rockin, i smile and many think i'm
vile,
i'm flyin I jump, u can look but dont u
hump!
I'm major, I roar, i swear i'm not a whore!
We cheer and we lead, we act like we're on
speed!
Hate us cuz we're beautiful well we dont like u
either,
we're cheerleaders, we r cheerleaders!

LOL I know its really gay, but meh it was fun! It better not go on youtube! I warned them lol, i'll kick all their asses!

So then we went upstairs and hung out at the arcade and ate, stupid mena threw garlic sauce on my pants!! cuz i was like the only one eatin it lol.

So thats bout it... they all left at like 10, cuz they're parents came and picked them up, so it was me sharky and zak left. we hung till sharky's ride came, then me and zak took a cab cuz we dont live to far from each other

Wasnt the Best time ever, but it wasn't to bad :) Oh and i got a huge blister on my toe! and a scab on my chin cuz i ran into sharky when I was goin pretty fast.. he has his foot up and since I dont know how to stop, i ran into it :P, So now i'm sore all over, and it feels gr8 :P LOL

PEACE OUT! MUCH LOVE!

Mishko Broke My Ass!

Awsum day out yesterday! But it didnt start off so well..

You see when my parents found out that I was planning on going to dubai city centre, they were like "your throwing all your money away on cabs" so my dad took me to the most ghetto place in sharjah and was like "hitch a ride with people to dubai" I was like o..m...g... So i was like standing around for 10min when a 60 year old guy comes up to me and is like where u doin? i'm like dubai, and so was he, so we took a cab together, he didnt look stable... he kept saying wierd shit during the whole ride there... During the car ride he asked for my cell number, I was like um...y? hez like cuz i'm your friend, I didnt reply, then like a minute later he was like because maybe we can get a ride back to sharjah, i lied and was like "oh, i'm actually getting a ride home with my friend's dad" he couldnt argue with that :P wtf was my dad thinking?!?!

Then I finally get to dubai city centre and meet up with sharky, i ran into neno and zainah, coolest people EVER! lol I was planning on hanging with sharky, leena, hiba, and mena, and to my surprise nada, mishko (sara's cuzin) and 2 sisters (angie and hadiel) (hiba's friends) came along, which was awsum!

I first met up with sharky.. Then everyone else except neno and zainah. This was the 2nd time i was meeting hiba and mena, so i didnt know them that well, but i talked to them on msn like everyday! So i was really excited... But i couldnt really say they felt the same, they seemed to ignore me and sharky for the first 10min.. i was like ehm ehm... lol but nade and leena were hanging with us cuz everyone else was just running everywhere like retards!

Nada seemed pretty down, she told me she broke up with khaled cuz she doesnt like who he's become, which is the same reason i dont talk to him... I tried to confort nada, but i really didnt know what to say...

So we all chilled at the bowling and snooker place, we almost got kicked out cuz hiba was like humping the air conditioners lmao!!! cuz it was pretty hott there. While hiba was doin her "thing", i was lookin through her video camera, and found a wierd ass video of hiba choking herself! lmao!!! hiba is so0o0o awsum!! Zak and Abdo came to us around an hour later, pretty kewl guys... but kinda quite considering everyone else was pretty much screaming at everyone lol!

So we mostly just hung around the bowling centre, but later moved into the cinema area where the real fun started, we all like sat on some arcade games, and one of them was a motorcycle ride where the seat u sit on moves, and whenever someone sat there, everyone would like shake the game so hard that the person would fall, really funny! Stupid mishko took one of my shoes and like ran away with it, passed it to hba, who ran arond the huge croud of people lol, then passed it to mena, who passed it to mishko, who hit me with my own shoe!! BLAH! oh i played fooseball with mishko, he kicked my ass big time! but he has one at his house so it aint fair lol :P

Your probably wondering what the title of this blog means lol, well when mishko was stand I jumped on his back and he gave me a piggy back ride! and the dumbass purposly feel backwards which made me fall on my ass!it hurt so0o0o bad! LOL sharky recorded it, but only the part when i was on the floor. And be4 that he picked me up like a little baby in his arms and turned around so0o0o fast!!! then he just drops me! lol i couldnt get up for like 10 seconds! Hez like "dont come beside me, i'll hurt you" i'm like ya ok! *takes a few steps back*

Ahh i forgot to tell ya guys about mena's AMAZING cartwheel! She gets up, and we all make a circle around where shez gonna "oerform" and some people actually stopped and watched lol, she gets up runs.... and... sticks her arms out.. and... twirls... LMAO!!!! we all roared with aplause! BEST CARTWHEEL EVER MENA :P

We found out that veronica, some bitch everyone hates (i dont know her lol) was at the mall, they hate her cuz she swore at hadiel and she deleted mena's site! They were so0o0o ready to kick her ass... CATFIGHT! *daydreams* lmao! but we couldnt find her... so every guy's dream in the mall was crushed... FOR TODAY! lol

A lot more happened, but i cant be bothered to write it all lol, just KNOW that EVERYONE has an AWSUM time... mosly cuz they got to hang with ME! hahhaah

Everyone left at 11:30, which was ok cuz we all got tired lol from running around the whole day. My dad told me to get a cab from dubai city centre to sharjah city centre cuz my bro's where around there, so i stood in like for a cab for like an hour, with like 300 people ahead of me... I finally get to a point where there's only like 30 people ahead of me, and my dad calles, I told him that i was waitin for a cab, and hez like "ok i'll come and pick you up" So I wait for half an hour and he calles, and is like "come to the place where I always pick you up" i'm like "you never picked me up from dubai city centre" he started bitchin at me like crazy! for some reason he thought i was at sharjah city centre!!! so hezx like I dont care go get a cab all the way home! So i go get in line again and find myself with like 250 people ahead of me! I was so0o0o pissed!!!! So i stood in line for like an hour and a half... then got a finally got a cab, which cost me 58 dhs!

I went to bed str8 away cuz I was so0o tired, I got home at 2am, and i woke up that same day and 6am... I saw my dad and was like galring at me, so i glared back lol. And i went to sleep!

THE END!

First Day Back!

I'ma Start Some Drama,
You Dont Want No Drama,
No No Drama,
No No No No
Drama!

Well today was the first day back to school after a 3 week holiday for the midyears! I've been dreading this day all weekend!!! In the holiday I usually go to bed at like 6am, lol.. but last night I had to sleep early so I went to bed at 12am, and luckily I fell asleep quit fast... But I woke up way to early at 4am!! I tried to go back to sleep for like half an hour, but I couldnt so i just got up and went on the computer.. talked to some friends in canada, added new music to my cell and wallpaper.

So i get to school and I see everyones face, and my stomach like twisted up and shit! I HATE EVERYONE THERE!!! But wut can I do? so I just sat there.. just trying to make it through the day wit as little conversation with all the people I hate as I can.

So as i said in my other blog.. I think that when I met up with khaled at sahara, we didnt really talk at all, all we said was hi, and we just talked among the group around us but never directly to each other. So like it was kinda ok... so when I went to school today I thought he'd make an effort to at least TRY to talk to me, but he didnt... and so i didnt... and I went through the whole day without saying a SINGLE word to him.. I talk to people i HATE more than I talk to him! We used to share computers in the computer lab, and now he went like across the room beside his other friends.. so i dont care anymore.. he has his friends and I have my. And we all lived happily ever after! THE END!

Oh and I didnt get my report card! grr The main reason i came today was to get it, but like only 10 people out of 30 in the class got theres... the teacher told the others to bring their parents later and come to the administration... I think its cuz they need to pay or somethin... my dad's goin tomorrow morning, so as soon as i get it, u'll be seeing my marks lol

There was also a thief today lol, someone stole adeeb's cell phone nokia N72! which is a gr8 expensive phone lol.. and my friend's 90dhs was jacked! SUCKS TO BE THEM! Me and fahs tried helping adeeb out by like looking through classmate's bags while they were downstairs lol.. but couldnt find anything, DONT JUDGE ME! I was only tryin to help a friend :P and have a good reason to snoop around in otha people's shit! lol was

Thats pretty much it...first day of skewl... oh and stupid math and biology teachers both gave us homework! WTF are they thinking?!?!

OK BYE!

I Missed Out!

Dammit!!

I was talking to sharky on msn, and hez like "So are you going?" i'm like where?? hez like to the valentines day party... I thought it was on the 15th... but the card said 2/2/2007...RANEEM told me that was the date that they'd pick the king and queen... so i wasnt sure, so at 6pm today I called the number and the guy is like no its today in an hour and a half... i'm like uhhh... ok, thnx, bye! lol...

I was so0o0 excited bout this party!! dammit! I cant believe I missed it...

Anyways since I was bored I was looking through www.timeoutdubai.com and found that Cirque Du Soleil was playing at the Ibn Battuta Mall! The info is here. If you read the reviews, everyone says its amazing and is worth every penny.. so i really wanna go lol... it ends on feb 10th.. so i'll try to make it on thursday which is the 8th, but i aint geting my hopes up lol, cuz that mall is really far and the play isnt that cheap lol.

I Remember!

LOL i remembre what I forgot to post on my last blog! While I was looking in my pocket I found the invitation! =D

While I was walking arund in sahra, some guy was giving out invitations to a valentines day party, its actuallly on the 15th since the 14th is a school night lol... its 50dhs to enter at some hotel in dubai... sounds really cool, there's gonna be a DJ that plays hip hop and R&B... which i dont hate :P

Here's the information on the invitation:

DJ. NON-STOP

The King & the Queen of the party will be given a free ticket to
the

Valentines Party
on the 15h of FEB.

Place: Versailles hotel near Taj Palace (RIGAA ROAD\DUBAI)
Date and time: 2\2\2007 from 7:30 to midnight
For more info. call: 050\5279300

Well thats it... BUT! the date says feb 2nd... but roro said thats the date that they'll chose the king and queen.. I aint sure, so i'm gonnna call and see tomorrow!

No Idea What To Call This

I have no idea where to start.... I guess at the beginning?

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Well the midyear holiday of 3 weeks is finally over, school starts on sunday (its friday now at 4:40am) I havent gone out much cuz of ashoora, which means I have to go to the mosque every night for 10 days... which is prettty much my whole vacation lol... So I just stay up ALL night and chat with friendz and shit until 6am which is when my dad wakes up to pray, and so i pray and close everything, and like 2 minutes after I put my head down on my pillow, my dad's alarm clock goes off, lol i'm so slick! I've gotten away with this like 4 times! if my dad catches me up at 6am i'll be in trouble! lol, But i think he already knows so whatever :P

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Anyways... me and khaled havent been alking in a long while... the whole holiday actually... and today he talkes to me on msn apologizing for not talking to me, calling me, or inviting me to go out... lol i was pretty shocked cuz i really didnt think he did anything wrong... I just thought we grew apart, since he has his own friends and i have mine.. so on msn he was like where ya goin today, i was like sahara and i mentioned with who, and hez like can i come? i'm like it aint my sahara i cant stop you, hez like "i feel like i'm using u just to go out" i'm like nah its ok... you know ppl like i dont hate him or anything, so i really dont care...

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So later that day I went to sahara with sharky, neno, nada, roro, sara, jasem and his friend, neno's bf aymen, and his friend... lol but we didnt all walk around together, neno, nada and sharky all left around 9... kinda gay lol.. and jasem and his friend arrrives at 9 so ya lol... oh adn sara left 2mins be4 jasem came...

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I met jasem on msn, when a bunch of peole just add random people... after like 2 weeks we decided to meet up at sahara which was today lol... turns out he knows roro!! huge coincidence! Hez a really kewl guy oh and hez a basketball player! BE JEALOUS! (of him not me lol)

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So when i first saw khaled it was kinda akward... we said hi, but we didnt say anythin to eachother, we just talked to everyone else around us... but by the end of the day, i think everything was ok between us... we didnt discuss any of the "weirdness" between us lool, but the past is in the past!

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Oh Oh and when everyone left, around 12am... only me and roo were left, and she finally agreed to play dance dance revolution with me, which is a new game in sahara mall =D i was crazy excited when i saw it! but at the time no1 wanted to play cuz they're all boring ass bitches! lol... so when we went to the games, everything was closing up, and we couldnt buy tokens for the game... but there was this one couple playing it, and i was watching with roro, halfway through the first round the guy steps off and askes if i wanna play, i was like hell yeah!!! and so the first round i got an F only because the guy stepped off and missed a bunch of moves... 2nd game i got a B and 3rd i got an A =D woot i rock!!! was so0o0o much fun!

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So thats pretty much it... lol sorry it was so0o long!! Oh and like roro and her mom asked me if my dad could drive them home.. and i know my dad knows i talk to girls, but he doesnt knnow i hang with them lol... so hez like whatever, and since roro's mom is so friggen cool! my dad and roro's mom got along quite well lol, they were talking to eachother the whle way home!

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PEACE OUT!

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P.S: when i was thinking of blogging this blog be4 I actually blogged it, I remember I wanted to add a quote of something about something... but nw all i remember is that i wanted to add a quote, but no idea of what... so ya lol... i'm so lost...